What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...