Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....