Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...