Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...