The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...