This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....