An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...