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A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
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Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
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At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
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A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
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“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
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