Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″