Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...