Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...