Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...