Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...