Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...