Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...