A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...