Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.