The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Lease nuclear weapons
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Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...