The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...