One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...