I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...