Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...