If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...