Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...