I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...