Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...