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Accidents
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Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
I have a magical dancing duck
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I think I’ll try a nicer approach
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Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
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