Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...