In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...