Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...