The government cuts costs
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A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
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A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
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Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...