Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...