Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!