A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Stressed out?…try these!
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...