bump the gatepost again
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Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
what’s the difference…
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If IBM made toasters…
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The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Ten Dollar Flight
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How do guys in jail…..
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