A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!