Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...