The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...