You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...