Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...