Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...