Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...