Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...