Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...