Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...