Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...