Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...