Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...