Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...