Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...